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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

14.06.2025 05:09

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”